Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura Bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss

confused Naa?
Ab Neechey Se Padho

2 Personalities Came From Gujarat & Sacrificed Their Dress For Our People.
Can U Guess Who They Are?
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One Is Gandhiji &
The Other Is
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Don’t U Know
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She Is
Namita

Believe In God!
Pray 2 God Always N Everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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I Said Pray!
Not Press-press!
Bandar Ko Mobile Diya To Aisa Hi Karega

Smoke Everyday!
Smoke Means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool Sms
E=everyday
So Plz Feel Free To Smoke.
Request U 2 Be A Chain Smoker.good Day…

Can U Think K

2+5=11
Kaise Aye?

socho-socho

nahi Maluum?

thoda Aur Dimag Lagao

abhi Bhi Nahi?

ok Let Me Tell U K
Kaise Aye

are Buddhu
Itna Bhi Nahi Jante..

“galti Se”

Question: Bahooo Aik Gear Marad Ke Sath Sari Raat Ghar Se Bahar Rahi, Aur Saas Ne Kuch Nahi Kaha, Kyon?

ans: Kyon Ki Saas Bi Kabhi Bahoo Thi !

Which Part Of The Body Is Most Sensitive While Watching Adult
Movies?

…guesss What ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re Wrong
“its Your Ears” To Make Sure Ke Koi Aa To Nahi Raha.

Q:explain The Word “automatically”?

a: Agar Koi Ganji Ladki Rikshay Main Baithi Ho Tou Uss Ko Kehtey Hain “auto -main-takhi”.

Namaskar! Yeh Hamari Faltu Sms Sewa He.
Isme Hum Logo Ko Waqt Bewaqt Pareshan Kiya Karte Hein.
Is Sewa Ka Labh Uthane Ke Liye Shukriya.
Ab Aap Apna Kaam Kariye.

Namaskar…
Agar Aap Mahila Hain To 1 Sms Karen,
Yadi Purush Hai To 2 Sms Karen,
Aur In Mein Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai To Kuch Na Karen,
Hum Samajh Jaenge… Within 5 Min.

Why Don’t Dogs Marry?
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Bcoz…woh To Pehle Hi Kutte Ki Zindagi Jee Rahe Hote Hain

What Is The Opposite Of Dominoes?
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Domi Does Not Know!

Ramayan Mein Likha Hai Ki…
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Arey Yaar Woh To Ramayan Me Likha Hai
Yahan Kya Dhoondh Raha Hai?

Ek Laash Radio Station Se Gaayab Kaise Hui?
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Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhiye Cid Kal Raat 10 Baje.

Q: Aisi Ki Taisi Kab Hoti Hai?
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Ans: Jab Loose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Gaanth Na Khule.