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Guess Karo Kyun Le Kar Gaya?
 

Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya To Apnay Saath Plumber Ko Saath Le Kar Gaya.
Guess Karo Kyun Le Kar Gaya?

- Array Yaar Simple Hai Uss Ko Yeh News Mili Thi K Paper Leak Ho Gaya.

 
 
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How Do We Escape?
 

Sardar Is Driving A Jeep In A Jungle…

tourist : How Do We Escape If Lion Comes Now?
Sardar : Give Right Indicator And Turn Left.

 
 
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Let’s Thank
 

It Takes Thousand Workers To Build A Castle,
Million Soldiers To Protect A Country,
But Just One Woman To Make A Happy Home!
Let’s Thank…kaamwali

 
 
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How Do You Recognize?
 

- How Do You Recognize A Sardar In School?

- He Is The One Who Erases The Notes From The Book When The Teacher Erases The Board.

 
 
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Can You Lend Me?
 

Can You Lend Me 2000 Rs? I Need It.
Please Help Me Out, I Know You Have It,
I Will Return It .
A Sardar Asks To Atm Machine.

 
 
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A Man Asked Sardarji
 

A Man Asked Sardarji, Why Manmohan Singh Goes Walking At Evening Not In The Morning.

sardarji Replied “arey Bhai Manmohan Is Pm Not Am”.

 
 
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Flash News
 

Flash News: A 2 Seater Plane Crashed In A Graveyard In Punjab .

local Sardars Have So Far Found 500 Bodies And Are Still Digging For More…

 
 
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Sardar At An Art Gallery
 

Sardar At An Art Gallery : I Suppose This Horrible Looking Thing Is What You Call Modern Art ?

art Dealer : I Beg Your Pardon Sir, Thats A Mirror!

 
 
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You Could Have Posted It
 

Postman : I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet.

sardar : Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It.

 
 
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Go And Water The Plants
 

Sardar Told His Servant : Go And Water The Plants.
Servant : It’s Already Raining.
Sardar : So What? Take An Umbrella And Go.

 
 
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Lecturing On Population
 

A Teacher Lecturing On Population -
In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid.

a Sardar Stands Up, We Must Find & Stop Her!

 
 
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Sardarji Opens His Lunch Box
 

Sardarji Opens His Lunch Box In The Middle Of The Road….why ?

just To Confirm Whether He Is Going To Or Coming Back From The Office

 
 
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He Done His Work
 

Teacher To Santa : Es Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gya.

santa : He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan…

 
 
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Open The Zip And Do
 

An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet.

englishman : Good Evening, How Do U Do?
Santa : Gud Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.

 
 
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A Man To Santa
 

A Man To Santa:
Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home.

santa Rushes Home And Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said, “he’s Not My Friend.”

 
 
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