santa Asks: Who R U?

wife: How Dare U Forget Ur Wife?

santa: Nasha Har Gam Ko Bhula Deta Hai
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santa's Interview



santa Singh Is Called For An Interview In Some Firm. He Lands There On Time. He Is Immediately Hauled Inside In Front Of The Interviewing Officer.

officer Looks At Santa Singh Then Goes Through His Certificates And Then Starts Asking Him Questions.

following Is The Transcript :

o : Mr. Santa Singh, After Seeing Your Qualifications

santa And Banta



santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator?
banta : I Give Up.
santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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jasmeet : "your Honor, I Want To Divorce My Husband Santa."
judge : "but Why ?"
jasmeet : "because He Is Not Faithful To Me."
judge : "how Do You Know ?"
jasmeet : "my Lord, Not A Single Child Resembles Him."

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from His Death Bed, Santa Called His Wife Jasmeet And Said, "one Month After I Die I Want You To Marry Banta."
jasmeet : "banta ! But He Is Your Enemy !"
santa : " Yes, I Know That ! I've Suffered All These Years So Let Him Suffer Now."

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banta : I Was Away For A Week. Yesterday I Sent A Fax To My Wife Preeto That I'd Be Home Tonight, And When I Got Into My Room I Found Preeto In Another Man's Arms.
santa : Kept Silent For A Few Minutes, Then Coolly Said, " Maybe, She Didn't Get The Fax."

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santa N Banta Went 4 A Drive.
santa : Look Frm D
window R The Indicatores Working Or Noy ? Banta Puts His
head Out N Says - Yes -no, Yes -no , Yes- No !