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Young Girl Praying
 

Young Girl Praying : Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man.

god Replied : Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Don’t Get Married.

 
 
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Thanks For The Warning!
 

A Girl Says To Her Boyfriend, One Kiss And I’ll Be Yours Forever.

the Guy Says, Thanks For The Warning!

 
 
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What Virtue Would It Be?
 

Teacher : Now Children, If I Saw A Man Beating A Donkey And Stopped Him, What Virtue Would I Be Showing?

student : Brotherly Love.

 
 
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Tell Me How This Happened?
 

1 Man Asked To Other, “a Man Died While Drinking A Milk, Tell Me How This Happened?”
Other Man Replied, “it Would Be Poisonous Milk.”

the Man Said, “no”.
Ok, I Tell U, “abay Yaar Bhains Uss Per Baith Gai Thi”.

 
 
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Why Are U So Lazy?
 

Wife : Why Are U So Lazy?
Husband : Cuz I Cannot Sleep Properly In Tonight.

wife : Why???
Husband : I Was With You In My Dream!

 
 
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Want True Love?
 

True Love Is Like A Pillow.
U Could Hug It When Ur In Trouble.
U Could Cry On It When Ur In Pain.
U Could Embrace It When Ur Happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 Buy A Pillow.

 
 
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The People Of Germany
 

Teacher : What Are The People Of Turkey Called?
Student : I Don’t Know.

teacher : They Are Called Turks, Now What Are The People Of Germany Called?
Student : They Are Called Germs.

 
 
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A Responsible Man As A Husband
 

Girl : I Want A Responsible Man As A Husband.

man Replies : That’s Me, Whenever Anyone Is Pregnant In My Neighborhood, They Say I’m Responsible!

 
 
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Only 36 Legs
 

Question : There Are 10 Elephants Swimming In A Pond. A Boy Jumps Inside And Swims Underneath Them And Counts The Number Of Legs. There Are Only 36 Legs.

how???

answer : One Elephant Was Swimming Backstroke!!!

 
 
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Saala Is Kal-kal Ke Chakkar
 

Bhikhari : Saab 1 Rupaya De Do.
Saheb : Kal Aana.
Bhikhari : Saala Is Kal-kal Ke Chakkar Mein Is Colony Mein Mere Lakhon
Rupaye Fase Huye Hain.

 
 
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Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
 

Exam Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha To Yaad Aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai.

exam Ke Din Paper Dekh Kar Yaad Aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai, Ab Kuch Naya Hai.

 
 
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Similarity Between Gandhiji & Mallika…
 

Similarity Between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Dono Ne Kapde Tyag Diye,
Ek Ne Desh Ke Liye,
Doosre Ne Deshwasion Ke Liye!

 
 
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Generation Gap
 

1980 Girls : Maa Mei Jeans Pehanungi
Maa : Nahin Beti Log Kya Kahengey ?

2006 Girls : Maa Mein Mini Skirt Pehanungi
Maa : Pehen Le Beti Kuch To Pehan Le!

 
 
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Elephant Luv With An Ant
 

An Elephant Falls In Luv With An Ant.
But Ant’s Parents Are Against Their Marriage.

guess Why?

they Gave A Solid Reason:
**ladke K Dat Bahar Hai**

 
 
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Difference Between Mother & Wife?
 

- What Is The Difference Between Mother & Wife?

- One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying…

and The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So.

 
 
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