Kiss Is A Key Of Love,
Love Is Lock Of Marrge,
Marrige Is A Box Of Children,
Children Are Problem Of Pakistan,
So Stop The Kissing And Save Pakistan.
Plsssssss…………….
Sardar: Will U Marry Me ?
Girl: Sorry I Am Lesbian
Sardar: Wats A Lesbian
Girl: I Like To Have Sex With Gals
Sardar: Maar Taali, I Am Also Lesbian Lolx
Hair Oil Ki Add Main Hair Dikhatay Hain,
Skin Cream Ki Add Main Skin,
Toothpaste Main Teeth,
Footwear Ki Ad Main Feet, Aur Always Ultra Ki Add Main
Kuch Nahi Dikhatay,
``jaag Sarif Jaag``
Doctor: Bolo Kya Taklif Hai?
Mareez: Sotey Waqt Saans Ko Leney Main Taklif Hoti Hai
Doctor: Aaj Sey 10 Din Sotey Waqt Saas Ko Nai
Saali Ko Ley Ker Sona
Master2banta-eh Dus K Hath Vich Kinian Ungla Hundian Ne?
Bnta-sir G 6 Hundian Ne
Master-oye Murkha,tenu Kini Vari Keha K Kachhe Ch Hath Pa K
Unglan Na Ginya Kar
Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,
Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa Karo,
Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai,
Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.