Receive SMS Message
Subscribe to our newsletter and each week receive funny, romantic and sweet sms messages in your email:
 
Name
Email
Categories
Recent SMS Messages
Search
Other Links
 Contact Us
 Cricket Score
 Submit SMS Message
 Suggest Category
0 Print this page
Site Network
 Quick and Easy Recipes
 AdsnClassifieds
 Love SMS, Urdu SMS and Shayari, Hindi SMS
 Friendship Text Messages
 Love sms | Birthday sms | sms joke
 Free Best Clean Jokes
 Love and Friends SMS
 Love and Friendship SMS

Only The Selected Shayari - Click Here

Only The Selected Jokes - Click Here

Nurse: Congrats!! App Kai Ha
 
Nurse: Congrats!! App Kai Ha Beta Paida Howa Hai

Sardar: Oye...!!! Mere Biwi Ko Maat Batana Mai Aushe Surprise Donga.
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Kiss Is A Key Of Love,
 
Kiss Is A Key Of Love,
Love Is Lock Of Marrge,
Marrige Is A Box Of Children,
Children Are Problem Of Pakistan,
So Stop The Kissing And Save Pakistan.
Plsssssss…………….
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Wadiyoon Se Sooraj Nikal
 
Wadiyoon Se Sooraj Nikal Aayea Hai,
Fizaaon Me Nayea Rang Chhayea Hai,
Aap Kyun Udaas Bethe Ho,
Ab To Muskara Do Humaara Sma Aayea Hai...
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Fizayen Kehti Hain Pyar
 
Fizayen Kehti Hain Pyar Karo


Hawain Kehti Hain Pyar Karo


Ghatayen Kehti Hain Pyar Karo

Lekin

.


.


.


.


.


.

Ghar Walay Kehtay Hain Ke


Tussi Bahot Chotay Ho

Thora Intezaar Karo
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Sardar: Will U Marry Me
 
Sardar: Will U Marry Me ?
Girl: Sorry I Am Lesbian
Sardar: Wats A Lesbian
Girl: I Like To Have Sex With Gals
Sardar: Maar Taali, I Am Also Lesbian Lolx
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Hair Oil Ki Add Main Hair
 
Hair Oil Ki Add Main Hair Dikhatay Hain,
Skin Cream Ki Add Main Skin,
Toothpaste Main Teeth,
Footwear Ki Ad Main Feet, Aur Always Ultra Ki Add Main
Kuch Nahi Dikhatay,
``jaag Sarif Jaag``
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Boy:chalo Kisi Sunsaan/viraan
 
Boy:chalo Kisi Sunsaan/viraan Jagah Chaltey Hain!

Girl:tum Aisi-waisi Harkat To Nahi Karoge?

Boy:bilkul Nahi!

Girl:to Phir Rehne Do…
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Doctor: Bolo Kya Taklif
 
Doctor: Bolo Kya Taklif Hai?
Mareez: Sotey Waqt Saans Ko Leney Main Taklif Hoti Hai
Doctor: Aaj Sey 10 Din Sotey Waqt Saas Ko Nai
Saali Ko Ley Ker Sona
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Son Asked His Dad The
 
Son Asked His Dad The Difference Between

Love, Belief, And Relief.


Father Says; Your Mom Is My Love.


Our Maid Is My Rilief &


I’m Your Dad- Well, That’s My Belief...
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Sharma Say 2 Biwi-"raja
 
Sharma Say 2 Biwi-"raja Dashrath Ki 3 Raniya Thi,
Is Hisab Se Mein 2 Shadian Aur Kar Sakta Hu.biwi-
"daropdi K V 5 Pati The,tuje Yaad Hi Hoga"
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Master2banta-eh Dus K Hath
 
Master2banta-eh Dus K Hath Vich Kinian Ungla Hundian Ne?
Bnta-sir G 6 Hundian Ne
Master-oye Murkha,tenu Kini Vari Keha K Kachhe Ch Hath Pa K
Unglan Na Ginya Kar
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Breaking News: Coke"ll
 
Breaking News: Coke"ll Launch A New Soft Drink In The World Market
Soon, That"ll Contain Viagra. They Have Named It Mount-n- Do!
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Raat Ko Ek Ladki Ne Santa Ki
 
Raat Ko Ek Ladki Ne Santa Ki Car Ko Rukne Ka Ishara Kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main Samjhi Taxi Hai.
Santa: Main Bhi Yehi Samjha Tha.
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
1 Man Asks Shopkeeper: Is
 
1 Man Asks Shopkeeper: Is Underwear Ki Kya Garranty Hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve Manzil Se Jump Mar Kay Dekh,
Gand Phat Jayegi Par Yeh Nahin Phatay Gee!
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot
 
Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,
Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa Karo,
Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai,
Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
 
 
Email this sms to your friends ... | Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA
 
« Prev   Page: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Next»