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Doctor Implants New Ear To A
 
Doctor Implants New Ear To A Man

Man: Doctor! You Swine You Gave Me An Ear Of Woman

Dr: Yes! But It Makes No Difference

Man: It Does, Now I Hear Everything But Hear Nothing
 
 
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Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmaine Lily! All
 
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmaine
Lily!

All Flowers R Sweet But
They"ve No Comparision With U !!
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Kyunki
Gobhi Ke Phool Ki Baat Hi Or Hai.. :-)....
 
 
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Chandni Ka Ghoora Sone Ki
 
Chandni Ka Ghoora Sone Ki Lagaan Message Parhne Se Pehle
Apko Mera Salam,
Chai Peene Wale Kabhi
Coffee Bhi Piya Karo
Yad Karne Wale Kabhi
1-2 Message Bhi Kiya Karo... :-)
 
 
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Msg Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi
 
Msg Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Hai

Nazar Mobile Per Tika Rakhi Hai

Battery Bhi Full Charge Kar Rakhi Hai

Par Msg Aaeyga Kese

Dosti Jo Kanjooso Se Bana Rakhi Hai
 
 
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Welcum To
 
Welcum To Www.shareef.com
Type Pass : ****
New Member : U R Welcum
Processing Denied !
Sorry U R Not Shareef ... ! Try
Www.khabees.com
 
 
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If I Need Brain
 
If I Need Brain Transplantation I"ll Definitely Prefer Ur Brain. Y?
Bcoz..
Ur
Genius..?

Nana

I Just Want A Brain Which Is Never Used B4!

Bolayto

Zerometer!!
 
 
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Aaj Phir Aap Nazar Nahi
 
Aaj Phir Aap Nazar Nahi Aaye,

Phir Tamanaoon K Phoon Murjhaye,

Najane Kin Galion Main Kho Gaye Ho Aap,

Hum Tou Police Station Se Pagal-khane Tak Dekh Aaye..!
 
 
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Jatt: Tumhe Rajput Kyon Kehte
 
Jatt: Tumhe Rajput Kyon Kehte Hain?
Rajput:hum Apni Baat Pe Jaan De Dete Hain,
Aur Tumhe"jatt" Kyon Kehte Hai?
Jatt: Hum Bina Baat Pe Jaan Le Lete Hain.
 
 
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Suno! Aaj Aftari
 
Suno!

Aaj Aftari Mein


Samose Bi Thay


Pakoray Bi Thay


Sharbat Bhi Tha

Kele Bhi The

Saib Bhi The

Angoor Bhi The


Khujoor Bhi Thi


Bas



Aik Tumhari Kami Thi




Kharboozay!
 
 
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Haseeno Ke Ye Jo Lambe Baal
 
Haseeno Ke Ye Jo Lambe Baal Hote Hain,
Aashiqon Ko Phasaane Ke Jaal Hote Hain,
Khoon Chooste Hai Ye Aashiqon Ka
Tabhi To Inke Gaal Laal Hote Hain.
 
 
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Kya Aankhein Hain Aapki,
 
Kya Aankhein Hain Aapki,
Kya Baatein Hain Aapki..
Us Khuda Ne Kuch Aisa Aapko Bnaya Hai... ,
Maano..."shhhsss...koi Hai" Se
Bhoot Nikal Aaya Hai....
 
 
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Help, The Police Put Me In
 
Help, The Police Put Me In Prison For Looking
So Damn Beautiful!.. They Said I Need An Ugly
Bastard To Get Me Out... Hurry Up

Hahaahahahahahahahahahahha
 
 
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Beta Tayari Kar
 
Beta Tayari Kar Lo!

Count Down Shurru Ho Chuka

Thoray Se Din Reh Gaye Hain

Jo Karna Hai Kar Lo











Phir Ramzan Ka Chand Nazar Atay He Tum Zanjeeron Main Bandh Diye Jao Ge
 
 
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Aaina Dekh Kar Begana Ho
 
Aaina Dekh Kar Begana Ho Gaya,
Wo Apney He Husn Ka Dewana Ho Gya
Muqabala Husn Main Hisa Lia Ap Ne Bhi
Auron Ko To Cup Mila Mager Ap Ko Jurmana Ho Gya
 
 
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Teacher: Attendance Plz:
 
Teacher:
Attendance Plz:
Pintoo...

Present Sir.
Guddu...

Present Sir.


Kaalu...

Present Sir.
Ulluu...

Ulluu...
Ulluu...


Button Dabana Choor "present Sir" Bool....
 
 
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