sardar Tells A Girl "come 2 My House At Nite, Nobody
will B There.............

Girl Goes At Night And There Was Nobody There

sardar : Puttar Dhoop Me Kya Karte Ho.
putter : O Papeji , Mein Pasina Sukha Raha Hua
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bantasingh Ke 12 Beto Mein Sirf 1 Hi Alag Dikhta Hai. Bantasingh Lagate Time Wife Ko Bola : Sach Bol Ye Alag Dikhnewala Kiska Hai? Wife : Ye Hi To Aap K

you Will Do Foolish Things, But Do Them With Enthusiasm.
- Colette (1873 - 1954), In New York World-telegram And Sun, 1961

you Can Fool All The People Some Of The Time, And Some Of The People All The Time, But You Cannot Fool All The People All The Time. ~abraham Lincoln

you Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!!

just A Second, Don't Misunderstand.
cute Means:
creating
useless
troubles
everywhere..

you Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!!


just A Second, Don't Misunderstand.
cute Means:
creating
useless
troubles
everywhere..

you Are Equal To Sixty James Bond!

how??

007 * 60 = 420

you Are Equal To Sixty James Bond!

how??

007 * 60 = 420

you Are A Ghonchu..
g-reat
h-ot
o-ne In Million
n-aughty
c-ute
h-umble
u-nique
zyada Khush Mat Ho, Hai To Tu Ghonchu Hi...

when Ur Life Is In Darkness Pray 2 God Ask Him 2 Free U 4rm Darkness &
after If U Pray &ur Still In Darkness
, Pls Pay Ur
electricity Bill

when Things Go Wrong

when Sadness Fills Your Heart

when Tears Flow In Your Eyes

always Remember 3 Things
1) I Am With You
2) You Have Money
3) Bar Is Open, Lets Go.

when Things Go Wrong


when Sadness Fills Your Heart


when Tears Flow In Your Eyes

what Is Short But Gets Longer Wen U Hold It?


it Passes B/w Breasts, N Enters In2 A Hole?

what Is It?










a Car Seat Belt. But I Like The Way U Think!!

we're Fools Whether We Dance Or Not, So We Might As Well Dance. ~japanese Proverb

wat A Rip Off!! I Saw A Book In D Store Whose Cover Page Read:
'37 Mating Positions'.i Took It Home, Sat In My Room,opend It.
damn It...it Was A Book On Chess!